JessiccaJokes for you to relax 4
July 30th 2008 00:39
Here is another set of jokes in Malay sent from my friend. I will once again do my best to translate them for your reading pleasure.
Happy reading!
JGN TENSION2.... (Please don't be tension) Part 4
Story 10
Sebaik sahaja mengambil tempat duduk di ruang menunggu sebuah klinik, Shan terpandang Amin sedang menangis teresak-esak. Dia segera mendekati Amin.
Shan: Kenapa menangis?
Amin: Saya datang untuk ujian darah.
Shan: Awak takut ke?
Amin: Bukan itu sebabnya. Semasa ujian darah dijalankan, mereka telah terpotong jari saya. (Mendengarkan penjelasan Amin, Shan menangis.)
Amin: Eh, kenapa pula awak menangis?
Shan: Saya datang untuk ujian air kencing...
Right after getting a seat in the clinic, Shan saw Amin who was crying uncontrollably. He went near to Amin immediately.
Shan: Why are you crying?
Amin: I came here for a blood test.
Shan: Are you scared?
Amin: No on the contrary. During the blood test, they accidentally cut off my finger.
(After hearing Amin's explanation, Shan started to cry)
Amin: Eh, why have you started crying?
Shan: I am here for a urine test...
Story 11
Seorang atok membawa cucunya ke pejabat pos untuk menghantar surat. Cucunya bertanya bila melihat atoknya memasukkan surat ke dalam tong berwarna merah. "Atok buat apa tu?".
"Atok bagi surat kat kawan atok,cu!" jawap atoknya.
Cucunya bertanya lagi, "Apa bangang sangat kawan atok duduk dalam tong merah tu?"
A grandpa took his grandchild to the post office to deliver a letter.
When the grandchild saw his grandpa sliding the letter into a red metal box he asked, "Grandpa what are you doing?"
"Grandpa is giving the letter to my friend, child." his grandpa answered.
Then the child asked again, "Why it's so pathetic that grandpa's friend had to sit in the red metal box??"
Story 12
Seorang pegawai polis masuk ke bilik mayat sebuah hospital untuk menyiasat punca kematian tiga lelaki sekaligus. Selepas memeriksa mayat-mayat itu, dia bertanya kepada penjaga bilik berkenaan.
Polis: Mengapa ketiga-tiga mayat tersenyum?
Penjaga: Lelaki pertama sedang bersanding, apabila tiba2 diserang strok. Lelaki kedua pula khabarnya menang loteri dan mati serangan sakit jantung manakala yg ketiga disambar petir.
Polis: Hah! Kenapa disambar petir pun tersenyum?
Penjaga: Masa tu dia ingat orang sedang ambil gambarnya..
A police officer went to the hospital morgue to investigate the source of death of 3 men. After checking the bodies, he asked the caretaker of the morgue room.
Police: Why all 3 of the bodies are smiling?
Caretaker: The first man died on his wedding day from a stroke. The second man died after he heard he won a lottery and had a heart attack. And the third man died of lightning stroke on him.
Police: Hah! Why the guy stroke by lightning smiled?
Caretaker: He thought someone was taking his picture.
Happy reading!
JGN TENSION2.... (Please don't be tension) Part 4
Story 10
Sebaik sahaja mengambil tempat duduk di ruang menunggu sebuah klinik, Shan terpandang Amin sedang menangis teresak-esak. Dia segera mendekati Amin.
Shan: Kenapa menangis?
Amin: Saya datang untuk ujian darah.
Shan: Awak takut ke?
Amin: Eh, kenapa pula awak menangis?
Shan: Saya datang untuk ujian air kencing...
Right after getting a seat in the clinic, Shan saw Amin who was crying uncontrollably. He went near to Amin immediately.
Shan: Why are you crying?
Amin: I came here for a blood test.
Shan: Are you scared?
Amin: No on the contrary. During the blood test, they accidentally cut off my finger.
(After hearing Amin's explanation, Shan started to cry)
Amin: Eh, why have you started crying?
Shan: I am here for a urine test...
Story 11
Seorang atok membawa cucunya ke pejabat pos untuk menghantar surat. Cucunya bertanya bila melihat atoknya memasukkan surat ke dalam tong berwarna merah. "Atok buat apa tu?".
"Atok bagi surat kat kawan atok,cu!" jawap atoknya.
Cucunya bertanya lagi, "Apa bangang sangat kawan atok duduk dalam tong merah tu?"
A grandpa took his grandchild to the post office to deliver a letter.
"Grandpa is giving the letter to my friend, child." his grandpa answered.
Then the child asked again, "Why it's so pathetic that grandpa's friend had to sit in the red metal box??"
Story 12
Seorang pegawai polis masuk ke bilik mayat sebuah hospital untuk menyiasat punca kematian tiga lelaki sekaligus. Selepas memeriksa mayat-mayat itu, dia bertanya kepada penjaga bilik berkenaan.
Polis: Mengapa ketiga-tiga mayat tersenyum?
Penjaga: Lelaki pertama sedang bersanding, apabila tiba2 diserang strok. Lelaki kedua pula khabarnya menang loteri dan mati serangan sakit jantung manakala yg ketiga disambar petir.
Polis: Hah! Kenapa disambar petir pun tersenyum?
Penjaga: Masa tu dia ingat orang sedang ambil gambarnya..
A police officer went to the hospital morgue to investigate the source of death of 3 men. After checking the bodies, he asked the caretaker of the morgue room.
Police: Why all 3 of the bodies are smiling?
Caretaker: The first man died on his wedding day from a stroke. The second man died after he heard he won a lottery and had a heart attack. And the third man died of lightning stroke on him.
Police: Hah! Why the guy stroke by lightning smiled?
Caretaker: He thought someone was taking his picture.
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