JessiccaJokes for you to relax 3
July 28th 2008 10:37
Let's continue with the jokes in Malay I got from my friend. I will try my best to translate again.
Something to smile if you have a blue Monday.
Happy reading!
JGN TENSION2 (Please don't be tension)......... part 3
Story 7
Seorang posmen yang datang menghantar surat.
" Assalamualaikum "
" Walaikumsalam "
" Ni rumah encik Sameon ye?
" Ya saya"
" Poning kepala saya mencari alamat rumah encik ni "
" Buat susah aje encik nie! Apsal tak pos aje?"
A postman came to send a letter.
"Greetings!"
"Greetings to you too!"
"Is this Mr Sameon's house?"
"Yes it is."
"It's sure a headache to find your house, sir."
"Oh, why with all the trouble? Just post it will do!"
Story 8
Orang Asli Dan Polis
orang asli : selamat pagi tuan
polis : selamat pagi
polis : apa hal
orang asli : saya nak buat repot tuan
polis : fasal apa tu
orang asli : kawan saya di baham harimau
polis : pukul* berapa
orang asli : dia tak pukul, terkam
polis : habis**?
orang asli : tak habis, tinggal kepala
The Malaysian Aborigines and the Police
Aborigine: Morning sir
Police: Good morning
Police: What is it?
Aborigine: I need to make a report, sir.
Police: What about?
Aborigine: My friend is chewed by the tiger.
Police: What time?
Aborigine: No he isn't head, chomped off. (Misunderstood of the meaning)
Police: And then?
(not understanding the police's sentence again)
Aborigine: Not finished, left his head.
(Pukul has two meanings - time and hitting
Habis has two meanings - "and then?" or finish)
Story 9
Seorang lelaki pergi ke klinik mata. Setelah matanya diperiksa, dia
bertanya: " Doktor, lepas pakai cermin mata nanti, boleh ke saya membaca macam orang lain?"
"Dah tentu, " jawab doktor.
"Oh, gembiranya. Dah lama saya buta huruf, akhirnya boleh juga saya membaca," kata lelaki itu dengan riang.
A man went an eye clinic. After having his eyes checked he asked, "Doctor, after wearing this pair of glasses, would I be able to read like everyone else?"
"Of course." answered the doctor.
"Oh great! I've been illiterate for so long, at last I can read." said the man with joy.
Something to smile if you have a blue Monday.
Happy reading!
JGN TENSION2 (Please don't be tension)......... part 3
Story 7
Seorang posmen yang datang menghantar surat.
" Assalamualaikum "
" Walaikumsalam "
" Ni rumah encik Sameon ye?
" Ya saya"
" Poning kepala saya mencari alamat rumah encik ni "
A postman came to send a letter.
"Greetings!"
"Greetings to you too!"
"Is this Mr Sameon's house?"
"Yes it is."
"It's sure a headache to find your house, sir."
"Oh, why with all the trouble? Just post it will do!"
Story 8
Orang Asli Dan Polis
orang asli : selamat pagi tuan
polis : selamat pagi
polis : apa hal
orang asli : saya nak buat repot tuan
polis : fasal apa tu
orang asli : kawan saya di baham harimau
polis : pukul* berapa
orang asli : dia tak pukul, terkam
polis : habis**?
orang asli : tak habis, tinggal kepala
The Malaysian Aborigines and the Police
Aborigine: Morning sir
Police: Good morning
Police: What is it?
Aborigine: I need to make a report, sir.
Police: What about?
Aborigine: My friend is chewed by the tiger.
Police: What time?
Aborigine: No he isn't head, chomped off. (Misunderstood of the meaning)
(not understanding the police's sentence again)
Aborigine: Not finished, left his head.
(Pukul has two meanings - time and hitting
Habis has two meanings - "and then?" or finish)
Story 9
Seorang lelaki pergi ke klinik mata. Setelah matanya diperiksa, dia
bertanya: " Doktor, lepas pakai cermin mata nanti, boleh ke saya membaca macam orang lain?"
"Dah tentu, " jawab doktor.
"Oh, gembiranya. Dah lama saya buta huruf, akhirnya boleh juga saya membaca," kata lelaki itu dengan riang.
A man went an eye clinic. After having his eyes checked he asked, "Doctor, after wearing this pair of glasses, would I be able to read like everyone else?"
"Of course." answered the doctor.
"Oh great! I've been illiterate for so long, at last I can read." said the man with joy.
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