JessiccaJokes for you to relax 2
July 26th 2008 08:42
Here is another set of jokes in Malay sent from my friend. I will once again do my best to translate them for your reading pleasure.
Happy reading!
JGN TENSION2.... (Please don't be tension) Part 2
Story 4
3 org menaiki motor dan ditahan polis trafik.
Namun pemandu motor tersebut tidak berhenti.
Katanya, 'Tak Muat Dah Tok, Kami dah bertiga!!!
There were 3 people on the motorcycle and was stopped by the traffic police.
Yet the motorist went on and didn't stop...
Shouting, "Am sorry it's full sir, we already have 3!"
Story 5
Citer ni happened at Jalan Loke Yew. Satu malam tu ada kawan pompuan ni la, dia baru jer balik dari party, tak tahu how many glasses dia minum ler tapi memang dia betul-betul mabuk.
So masa on the way home she got blocked from the police officer and asked for her driving license and so on but unfortunately at the same time tu, there was an accident happen a cross the road.
Quite major jugaklah accident and the policeman leave her and rushed to the accident scene.So this stupid girl dah gabra tak tahu nak buat camne, she just ran off back to her car and head straight back home in Klang.
So the next morning polis datang ketuk pintu rumah dia dan polis tu tanya dia, "AWAK PEGI MANA MALAM SEMALAM?"
Pompuan ni pulak jawab, "TAK KEMANA ENCIK. SAYA KAT RUMAH JER. "
So polis tu tanya lagi, "BETUL KER???"
Pompuan tu jawab, "BETUL ENCIK. SUMPAH SAYA TAK GI MANA2, TANYA LER NGAN HOUSEMATE SAYA."
So polis tu kata, "YE KER? (sambil tergelak) MARI SINI, KELUAR JAP"
Lepas tu polis tu tunjuk, "HA!!! ITU KETA SAPA TU??"
Pompuan tu macam nak pengsan sebab dia dah terbawak keta polis yg malam tadi balik rumah, dia ingat keta dia sebab kaler sama warna putih (wira) cuma keta dia takde sticker polis kat tepi pintu jer. Tak pasal2 kena saman RM1000 dan gantung lesen 1 tahun.
This story happened at Jalan Loke Yew (Kuala Lumpur). One night there was a girl who was just off from the party. It was uncertain how many glasses she had that night but she was really drunk.
So on the way home she got blocked from the police officer and asked her for her driving license and so on but unfortunately at the same time, there was an accident happen across the road.
The accident looked major so the police officer had to leave her and rushed to the scene. So the stupid girl who didn't know what to do, just ran off back to her car and head straight back home in Klang.
The next morning the police came to her house and asked her, "WHERE DID YOU GO LAST NIGHT?"
The girl answered, "I was at home sir."
The policeman asked again, "ARE YOU SURE???"
The girl then answered, "Really sir. I swear I didn't go anywhere, you can ask my housemate."
The policeman then giggled and said, "REALLY?... Come... Come out for a while"
Then the policeman pointed and said, "HA!!! Who's car is that?"
The girl almost fainted because she accidentally took the policeman's car home instead of hers. She thought it was hers as they were the same white car model except she didn't realise about the police sticker at the side of the door.
She was then issued a summon of MYR1,000 and license hanged for 1 year.
Story 6
Seorang Tok Batin baru membeli motorsikal Honda dan kebetulan pada jalan pulang terserempak dengan kawanya yang ingin menumpang, lalu ditumpangkan kawanya itu. Dalam perjalanan kawannya merasakan Tok Batin hanya mengunakan gear 1 sahaja lalu bertanyalah kawanya itu,
Kawan Tok Batin : Kenapak kamu hanya pakai gear 1 sahaja.
Tok Batin : Kalau rosak 1 gear ada 2 lagi gear.
Kawan Tok Batin : ????????
There was an uncle called Tok Batin just bought a motorcycle Hoda. He was on his way home and bump into his friend who wanted a lift. He graciously offered the ride.
On the way home his friend realised that Tok Batin only used the 1st gear and curiously asked...
Friend: Why are you only using 1st gear.
Tok Batin: Oh if the 1st gear is faulty I will still have the 2nd gear.
Friend: ???????
Happy reading!
JGN TENSION2.... (Please don't be tension) Part 2
Story 4
3 org menaiki motor dan ditahan polis trafik.
Namun pemandu motor tersebut tidak berhenti.
Katanya, 'Tak Muat Dah Tok, Kami dah bertiga!!!
There were 3 people on the motorcycle and was stopped by the traffic police.
Yet the motorist went on and didn't stop...
Story 5
Citer ni happened at Jalan Loke Yew. Satu malam tu ada kawan pompuan ni la, dia baru jer balik dari party, tak tahu how many glasses dia minum ler tapi memang dia betul-betul mabuk.
So masa on the way home she got blocked from the police officer and asked for her driving license and so on but unfortunately at the same time tu, there was an accident happen a cross the road.
Quite major jugaklah accident and the policeman leave her and rushed to the accident scene.So this stupid girl dah gabra tak tahu nak buat camne, she just ran off back to her car and head straight back home in Klang.
So the next morning polis datang ketuk pintu rumah dia dan polis tu tanya dia, "AWAK PEGI MANA MALAM SEMALAM?"
Pompuan ni pulak jawab, "TAK KEMANA ENCIK. SAYA KAT RUMAH JER. "
So polis tu tanya lagi, "BETUL KER???"
Pompuan tu jawab, "BETUL ENCIK. SUMPAH SAYA TAK GI MANA2, TANYA LER NGAN HOUSEMATE SAYA."
So polis tu kata, "YE KER? (sambil tergelak) MARI SINI, KELUAR JAP"
Lepas tu polis tu tunjuk, "HA!!! ITU KETA SAPA TU??"
This story happened at Jalan Loke Yew (Kuala Lumpur). One night there was a girl who was just off from the party. It was uncertain how many glasses she had that night but she was really drunk.
So on the way home she got blocked from the police officer and asked her for her driving license and so on but unfortunately at the same time, there was an accident happen across the road.
The accident looked major so the police officer had to leave her and rushed to the scene. So the stupid girl who didn't know what to do, just ran off back to her car and head straight back home in Klang.
The next morning the police came to her house and asked her, "WHERE DID YOU GO LAST NIGHT?"
The girl answered, "I was at home sir."
The policeman asked again, "ARE YOU SURE???"
The girl then answered, "Really sir. I swear I didn't go anywhere, you can ask my housemate."
The policeman then giggled and said, "REALLY?... Come... Come out for a while"
Then the policeman pointed and said, "HA!!! Who's car is that?"
The girl almost fainted because she accidentally took the policeman's car home instead of hers. She thought it was hers as they were the same white car model except she didn't realise about the police sticker at the side of the door.
She was then issued a summon of MYR1,000 and license hanged for 1 year.
Story 6
Seorang Tok Batin baru membeli motorsikal Honda dan kebetulan pada jalan pulang terserempak dengan kawanya yang ingin menumpang, lalu ditumpangkan kawanya itu. Dalam perjalanan kawannya merasakan Tok Batin hanya mengunakan gear 1 sahaja lalu bertanyalah kawanya itu,
Kawan Tok Batin : Kenapak kamu hanya pakai gear 1 sahaja.
Tok Batin : Kalau rosak 1 gear ada 2 lagi gear.
Kawan Tok Batin : ????????
There was an uncle called Tok Batin just bought a motorcycle Hoda. He was on his way home and bump into his friend who wanted a lift. He graciously offered the ride.
On the way home his friend realised that Tok Batin only used the 1st gear and curiously asked...
Friend: Why are you only using 1st gear.
Tok Batin: Oh if the 1st gear is faulty I will still have the 2nd gear.
Friend: ???????
| 70 |
| Vote |
Shared on
Subscribe to this blog
Comment by katyzzz
Photography Tips
Health Focus
Poetry Lighthouse
MS Paint Art