Jokes for you to relax
July 24th 2008 09:41
I was cleaning up my mailbox and I found one of my good friends sent me some jokes in Malay. They are pretty ticklish to your nerves but they are in Malay language so I will do my best to translate them for you. 
Enjoy!
JGN TENSION2.... (Please don't be tension)
Story 1
Suami : Kenapa Sayang menangis?
Isteri : Saya telah baca sebuah buku. Sad endinglah bang..
Suami : Buku apa?
Isteri : Buku bank abanglah..
Husband: Honey why are you crying?
Wife: I just read a book. Such sad ending love...
Husband: What book is that?
Wife: Your bank account book...
Story 2
Aderla sorang lelaki datang ke sebuah rumah untuk meminta derma. Derma untuk rumah orang-orang tua. seorang budak pun membuka pintu.
budak : derma ape bang?
lelaki : derma untuk rumah orang-orang tua. adik ada apa-apa untuk didermakan?
budak : nanti jap.saya ambilkan atuk saya.
lelaki : ?????
There is a man from the old folks home who came to a house to seek for some donation. The funds are for the old people. A child opened the door.
Child: What's the donation, uncle?
Man: It's for the old folks home. Boy do you have anything to donate?
Child: Hold on, let me go get my grandpa.
Man: ?????
Story 3
Tunang Farid, Siti, menelefonnya untuk memutuskan pertunangan mereka.
Farid : Mengapa?
Siti : Saya dah bosan ngan awak. saya dah ada teman baru. Sebelum tu awak mesti kembalikan semua gambar saya.
Farid : Ok. Tapi saya tak ingatlah yang mana satu gambar awak, Nanti awak pilihlah sendiri. Yang selebihnya kembalikan kepada saya.
Siti : Erkkkkkk........ Benci .........
Farid's fiancé Siti, called him up to cancel their engagement.
Farid: Why?
Siti: I'm bored of you. I already have a new mate. But before this you must return to me all my photos.
Farid: Ok. But I can't remember which photo is you, so you can just pick them up yourself, and the balances please return to me.
Siti: Erkkkkkk..... Hate you.....
That's all for today, I'll post some more another day.
Enjoy!
Enjoy!
JGN TENSION2.... (Please don't be tension)
Story 1
Suami : Kenapa Sayang menangis?
Isteri : Saya telah baca sebuah buku. Sad endinglah bang..
Suami : Buku apa?
Isteri : Buku bank abanglah..
Husband: Honey why are you crying?
Wife: I just read a book. Such sad ending love...
Husband: What book is that?
Wife: Your bank account book...
Story 2
Aderla sorang lelaki datang ke sebuah rumah untuk meminta derma. Derma untuk rumah orang-orang tua. seorang budak pun membuka pintu.
budak : derma ape bang?
lelaki : derma untuk rumah orang-orang tua. adik ada apa-apa untuk didermakan?
budak : nanti jap.saya ambilkan atuk saya.
lelaki : ?????
There is a man from the old folks home who came to a house to seek for some donation. The funds are for the old people. A child opened the door.
Child: What's the donation, uncle?
Man: It's for the old folks home. Boy do you have anything to donate?
Child: Hold on, let me go get my grandpa.
Man: ?????
Story 3
Tunang Farid, Siti, menelefonnya untuk memutuskan pertunangan mereka.
Farid : Mengapa?
Siti : Saya dah bosan ngan awak. saya dah ada teman baru. Sebelum tu awak mesti kembalikan semua gambar saya.
Siti : Erkkkkkk........ Benci .........
Farid's fiancé Siti, called him up to cancel their engagement.
Farid: Why?
Siti: I'm bored of you. I already have a new mate. But before this you must return to me all my photos.
Farid: Ok. But I can't remember which photo is you, so you can just pick them up yourself, and the balances please return to me.
Siti: Erkkkkkk..... Hate you.....
That's all for today, I'll post some more another day.
Enjoy!
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Comment by TimmyH
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Comment by Jessicca
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Yes... I was very shocked as first with Story 2 but then I couldn't stop laughing... in horror!